impostor lettuce.

I just remembered that I had an AWFUL dream last night that isn't fit for public disclosure. I think it's still affecting me because I'm just not in the greatest of moods. As evidenced by the fact that both of my posts today are labeled "gripes."

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It is after much research (google: "spiky lettuce" "kinds of lettuce" "spiky looking lettuce leaves") that i've found out exactly what kind of lettuce absolutely DOMINATED my greek salad today and made it almost inedible.

The culprit? Mizuna Lettuce.
Whoever came up with this bull-crap has my eternal scorn. This is not salad material. I didn't pay nine dollars for a salad so that the sun dried tomatoes and kalamata olives could get all tangled up in this despicable web of lettuce impostor-y.

So anyway, now that I've completely wasted my lunch break looking up lettuce, I suppose it's back to work for me.


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Oh! I just remembered...in my lettuce research frenzy, I found this:
Which is a billboard for mcdonalds (incidently, I just typed that MicDonlads, which is way better), and words are made of REAL lettuce. Hopefully it's mizuna lettuce because otherwise that's a horrible waste of lettuce. Probably why my salad was so short on real lettuce is because the powers that be are wasting it on billboards for disgusting micdonaldz salads. I OBJECT.