Today for a brief interlude I spent some time looking up cockatiels on the internet and thinking I might want one. When I was little I had a cockatiel. His name was Merle and he was awesome...so I got to thinking about how I'd like to have another Merle and teach him to cat call and sing Seventy Six Trombones. I also got to thinking about how it was my job to take care of Merle and he died, so I obviously wasn't doing something right. Lastly, I got to thinking about how the last bird I got was brutally devoured by Oliver.
Maybe I shouldn't get a bird.
Also, this brings to mind how little actual work I did today.
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There's a warning on my keyboard that says:
"Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury."
That seems like a pretty serious warning for something as innocuous as a keyboard.
Other things that can cause serious injury:
- knives
- guns
- skydiving
- crop dusting
- working in a chemical plant
- nuclear meltdown
Time to go home, thank God.
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