hahahahaha

This just in:

"Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'", courtesy of the BBC world news day.

"Young people were also more at risk of unsafe sex while
under the influence of alcohol or drugs, the study found."

"Drunkenness and drug use were found to be strongly associated with
an increase in risk taking behaviour and feeling regretful about having sex ."

Duh?!

Wow. Is it even possible to have a slow news day in EUROPE? How can the world news be allocating reporters to something that anyone who ever went to college already knows?