Two Songs Rewritten for the Tunes Sake

Every semester around exam time I have one or two freak outs where I convince myself beyond a shadow of a doubt that I've missed an exam. Only once has it actually been truth and not kate's neuroses.
This semester it was statistics, and I was convinced that it was today: a day that I happily skipped because stat is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS. turns out its next thursday, and I almost had a heart attack for no reason.
In other news:
-I cut carbs out of my diet again because I feel like a fat fat cow. Sure, it melts the weight right off but DAMN my stomach is not happy with my change in diet.

-I MOVE IN A BLESSED BLOODY WEEK AND TWO DAYS.