Lets have babies!!

This morning Oliver pissed in his own bed. Well, I should say that he did the deed sometime last night and let himself lay in it until we woke up because by the time we discovered it he was pretty much saturated in urine. Imagine if you laid a piece of felt in some pee all night long.

Usually Oliver wakes up earlier than us and sort of snuffles around and/or jumps in bed with us so when we heard his little collar jingling and his little nose burrowing away in his bed we didn't think anything of it for about two seconds until C says "do you smell something?" More like "do you detect the smell of our dog that has been lying in his own mess all night?" For a couple minutes (like five) we just shifted our bodies to the other side of the bed and buried our noses in each others hair to mask the smell. Dinah Lou seemed to sense that we were on her side and she came up for a scratch. Finally we had to give in and in the dark of morn, bathe the dog and his doggie mattress.

Yeah, we're gonna be great parents.

PS: Callie, this is why you don't want a damn dog.