THIS IS WHAT I WROTE THURSDAY.

THIS IS WHAT I WROTE SATURDAY:
Ok ok, I'm updating. It's only 11:10 so it still counts for Saturday.

THIS IS WHAT I WROTE MONDAY:
That's what I wrote for Saturday. MAN I'm a loser. Clearly the problem is just that I need to start at the BEGINNING of the month and not in the middle of it. Clearly.

Ok, now I'm really going to update.

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THIS IS WHAT I WROTE ON WEDNESDAY:

I put the Onion widget on my google desktop because, well, I love the Onion, and ever since I did this I keep thinking the headlines it posts are real. This results in quite a few of these: "Hey baby, President Bush just took a wild tumble down the steps of the Washington Monument! Did you know?!" and "oh my gosh, a blistex employee made a fool of himself at a lip balm conference!" and "Jesus! Bush just got his arm bit off by a crocodile!" and other ridiculous outbursts that have nothing to do with real news.

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Today I will really update. I really will. My latest exploits include searching for vacations in Sun Valley Idaho for the family and blowing the lint out of my keyboard with the magic dust remover. That stuff is amazing! PS: why does the can get cold when you use it? Anyone?

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Occasionally my phone does this thing at the office where it will randomly turn the ringer back on at it's loudest possible setting. Let me tell you, when I'm expecting my phone to merely buzz harmlessly and instead a blaring rendition of my alma mater's fight song, Al Green (C's ring) Hall and Oates (Sammy's Ring) or Don't Stop Believing (Gibble's Ring) comes out of my phone unexpectedly....lets just say I've knocked a couple elbows and knees around jumping out of my seat when it happens.

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BEST OF YAHOO ANSWERS V. 3

I feel upset, so will you sing a Nickelback song to me please?

What is the best website to date teen girls in Oman ?

What will the plot of the next cat porn, starring Adam and Sophie, be?

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Anyway, I leave you with this: