Things I Did Today:

• Mailed snarky postcards to my pals in SC
• bought wart freezer-offer to once and for all put to rest the abomination on my hand....and in my haste decided to do it in the car on the way home.
• froze off a lot of perfectly good skin
• marveled at THIS dirty house:
  

You guys, that's someone's LIVING ROOM.

• ate dinner at california pizza kitchen and immediately regretted that decision
• did some yard work
• put on my snowflake nightgown 'cause its cold.