randomly generated haiku from my blog (titles added by yours truly):
Things not worse than exercise
body blast: which is
worse being plagued by blood
sucking insects or
Our mutual feeding schedule has gone awry!!
i was feeding her
and vice versa but it
has been a while
A list of perversions:
sitting on my face
or how kittens sound or what
love feels like on me
XXXDirty Dentists 3XXX
you didn't floss thats
thirty lashes with the tickler
for you tonight slave
Please, there are too many unwanted flea pregnancies in the world...
fully intending
to demand an iud since
i hate rotten fleas
The monster in your closet makes a mistake.
creature that will stand
behind the closing doors and
say oops loud enough
Stressed about orgasms
no idea the
mental anguish that i go
through when i'm finished
The ice-fisherman's kinky lover
get tied up and put
on an ice fishing hat
i'd like to kick it.
Friday, August 1, 2008
my blog speaks...in haiku
Posted by Katie Rose at 1:06 PM
Labels: blogging, poetry, uselessness
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