Two Songs Rewritten for the Tunes Sake

Ok, I'm officially ripping a subject from another blog that I read. SORRY I'M SO UNORIGINAL AND BORING.

Anyway, Google decided to throw some sort of contest for the children of the world proper (ahem...the united states) to draw all over redesign their logo.

Here's the link:
doodle for google

My general first impression was: why the fuck did they put so many entries of the google logo made with hands. Yeah yeah, what if the world needed a helping hand. Would they turn to google for said helping hand? I think not.

All in all though, my hands down favorite was this little gem, obviously they are lacing school lunches with hallucinogens these days:

What if I can fly through the peaceful gardens freely like a butterfly? What if I could swim in the blue ocean like a beautiful mermaid? Google is like a rainbow that can take me whenever I wan to go.

yeaaaaah man....what IF I could fly through the peaceful mermaid like a beautiful garden....i mean swim in the blue butterful mercean like a freeful peace? yeahhhh

My second favorite is:

What if fish could think?

Accompanied by this artwork, which was obviously drawn by michael of florida's teacher/mother/art major at the local college:

Except now that I look at this, I'm disturbed by the fact that the fish has one human arm and decidedly humanoid features. Probably this fish can think because he's half human. So in closing, the bigger question is: What if...fish and humans melded together? That's something for you to google the next time you get bored.